• Jake Farm
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    -213 hours ago

    He might, but that doesn’t mean there are available women there.

    • Flying Squid
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      Maybe he needs to find a different church. I’m pretty sure there’s at least one church full of evangelical crazies in his area with a single (probably underage) woman that can be assigned to him by his pastor and forcibly married to him with her parents’ blessings.

      • Jake Farm
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        03 hours ago

        Ah I see, you just despise all Christians. Better you think you are so edgy.

        • Flying Squid
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          How on Earth do you get I hate all Christians from “this crazy evangelical needs to find a different crazy evangelical church for his crazy evangelical wife?”

          Or is this a “none of those other sects are true Christians” sort of thing?

          Since you apparently need some very basic clarification: there are plenty of non-crazy non-evangelical Christians I have no problem with. They don’t generally speak in tongues.

          By the way, that insult wasn’t very Christian of you.

          • Jake Farm
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            02 hours ago

            You took the fact the guy was Christian and then made an elaborate straw man to mock.

            • Flying Squid
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              I took the fact that the guy was looking for someone who spoke in tongues and was an anti-vaxxer and deduced that he was a crazy evangelical. I mean did you not even look at the image before you started down this ridiculous road of yours?

              But do tell me about the non-evangelical sects of Christianity that involve speaking in tongues.

              Also, shouldn’t you be asking my forgiveness for that insult? I don’t remember Jesus saying you should insult people who say things you don’t like. Sort of the opposite.