Well we’d need to establish some rules, before anything else. First off, what counts as a holiday? Obviously I think religious ones like the winter holidays should count, but what about the “Hallmark holidays” like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day? What about government-recognized holidays? What about social awareness holidays like Earth Day? Should famous birthdays count? If so, where is the line drawn on how famous that person needs to be? Jesus’ birthday is kind of a big one, but how about Elvis’ birthday?

Questions like these keep me up at night.