• @werefreeatlast
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    22 months ago

    Next is the enclave of plumbers! And then the wave of cable guys!

    20 years later… The 4567th battalion, they fought the Ukrainians invading Ukraine. P.Petrovsky had layed a P trap heroically when shit hit the fan. That’s when officer H.Holtz launched the installation of almost 100 coaxial filters. But it wasn’t enough, and they both perished that day. Anyway, they can never touch Russia now! We may be the first space station nation, but they can’t touch us now! Gentlemen! Pass me the poop bags! We’re about to cross Mexico city! That’ll teach them! They’re so happy with their nation, just because they didn’t invade their smaller neighbor. Here’s more soil!

    Mira! Los rusos son tan buenos! Siempre nos dan fertilisante! Que pinches rusos locos!