“Alright you louts! Line up, couple at a time! No pushing those in front of you! Present your ticket at the hole in the wall and remember, no petting the castle lord! The exit is through the main gate once you’re done sightseeing and, so help me, I WILL stab anyone who tries to come back out through the hole!”
I mean, it could be. They do have some castles worth making a hole into, you know. Just ripe for a little bit of invading and plundering once in a while…
“Alright you louts! Line up, couple at a time! No pushing those in front of you! Present your ticket at the hole in the wall and remember, no petting the castle lord! The exit is through the main gate once you’re done sightseeing and, so help me, I WILL stab anyone who tries to come back out through the hole!”
Ah, so this is a castle in Britain!
I mean, it could be. They do have some castles worth making a hole into, you know. Just ripe for a little bit of invading and plundering once in a while…