• citrusface
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    154 months ago

    I could tell you, but that won’t make it any less true.

    • Flying Squid
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      74 months ago

      Can we please discover a Stargate or something?

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        I have “benevolent extra terrestrial intervention” top on my list of improbable things to wish for.

        • Flying Squid
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          34 months ago

          Would it get me universal healthcare?

          • NaibofTabr
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            14 months ago

            Better, you can just get in your sarcophagus and have all your health problems fixed in a couple hours… except for the inevitable psychosis.

            • NaibofTabr
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              24 months ago

              In fairness, they do the language barrier thing in a few of the earlier episodes, but it’s a TV show. It would get very tedious if they did that every episode.

              • Flying Squid
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                34 months ago

                And they would have to have a new language for every planet and Daniel would just be constantly translating.

                But they could have at least thrown the fans a bone. Oh well.

              • Flying Squid
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                24 months ago

                You could lampshade it by saying that the stargates clear them of dangerous pathogens.

                To be fair, you’d pretty much need that to have a multi-planetary stargate system.

                  • NaibofTabr
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                    14 months ago

                    Yup, and later in the series they connect one Stargate to every other gate in the galaxy at the same time… so if you can do that, what happens if a person goes through it? Do they exit through all gates simultaneously?

                    1… the data already arrived so why didn’t he come out before it shut down…

                    I think they do address this in the episode - the problem was that the Stargate program built their own dialing computer because they didn’t have the original DHD, which is more sophisticated. I think they literally say that if they’d had a real DHD the problem would never have happened.