• Applesauce
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    522 months ago

    Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I’ve got a squeaky clean butthole.

      • @bobo
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        72 months ago

        I clicked on this thinking it was going to be a link to one of the $200+ electric models, but this is actually a relatively inexpensive upgrade I can get behind (pun?) It looks like it’s a lot easier to keep clean. Thanks for this.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          I got a couple of these about two years ago. They work great and we’ve had no trouble with them. 10/10

          • @bobo
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            32 months ago

            I’ve been using simple cold water models for over 10 years now. But I really like this upgrade in design. Same basic simplicity, but it looks a lot easier to keep clean.

    • @Crackhappy
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      62 months ago

      Almost never having to cram paper in between my buttcheeks is fucking heaven. No more shit smears!

    • @AgentGrimstone
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      32 months ago

      Used one for the first time recently. Seriously considering getting one of my own.

      • @MrShankles
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        12 months ago

        That’s what happened to me. Used one for the first time at a hotel — bought one not long after and will never go back. Got like a $30 one and am still using it over 4 years later. I’ll probably upgrade when I have the extra money, realizing just now how long it’s been since I got it

    • @Mango
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      32 months ago

      As someone with a currently chapped asshole, squeaky is not the kind of clean you want for it.