• @Mercury
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    202 months ago

    teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid… But would you like to be the love of my life?

    • @LouNeko
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      62 months ago

      teleports behind you

      gives you the hug you desperately need

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      (Me trying to catch up all the parallel universes my SO is ahead of me … and barely holding back tears) Special technique: blast of emotional damage miasma that inflicts 1000 years worth of existential dead per second purely by proximity to me!

      But I’m glad you have moral standards & appropriately chose an empty place where we can have our duel.