The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

  • @yrmp
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    1 month ago

    Here’s my morning routine:

    1. Wake up at 8 (assuming a crying baby doesn’t wake me up sooner)

    2. Change diapers

    3. Spend time with my wife and sons

    4. Walk to the grocery store with my toddler (3500 steps round trip or so)

    5. Drink a kombucha on the way home (coffee raises my cholesterol and gives me awful anxiety symptoms)

    6. Change diapers

    7. Take my toddler to the playground, weather permitting

    8. Have lunch with my wife and sons

    9. Read books to my toddler, change his diaper, and put him down for a nap

    10. Think about how I’m leaving the USA next year partially because American work culture is absolute trash

    I’m on paternity leave and it’s been the best part of my career. As in not working at all is the best part of my career. How fucked is that?

    I would gladly change diapers and hang out with screaming kids all day instead of dealing with my dumb ass coworkers and people who can’t honor a meeting invite planned weeks out but then expect me to “hop on a quick call” which then achieves nothing. Between the constant threat of layoffs and losing my livelihood and the political backdrop of having my family deported because they’re too dark a shade of brown and speak Spanish sometimes?

    Fuck this place. I’m out.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      Dealing with my toddler is frequently more rational than dealing with my coworkers. Most of em are good, but the ones that are outside my normal bubble drive me insane.

      Paternity leave was the best part of my job, too. I wish I got more, and it’s criminal that many dads get very little, if any.

      Also I don’t really know the best way to say “sorry for this weird mess of a country,” but I’m sorry. That sounds very stressful to say the least.

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      31 month ago

      But no one died for your routine. A real mourning routine allocates time to remember those who have passed. /s