Ha ha the poor intern that had to come up with as many descriptions as possible that weren’t "It’s a cheap Chinese knife with Trump printed on it. Must’ve taken the lad ages -
Bold Design: Features a sleek, patriotic design with Trump insignia.
Durable Blade: High-quality construction for both display and practical use.
Collector’s Item: Perfect for any Trump supporter or patriotic memorabilia collection.
Symbol of Patriotism: Show your loyalty to Trump and American values.
Versatile Use: Ideal for display, daily tasks, or as a unique gift.
Limited Edition: A must-have for die-hard Trump fans—grab yours while they last!
Perfect Gift: Great for gifting to fellow patriots or adding to your own collection
“A great knife, one of the best knives in the world. It can kill sharks and batteries. Other knives are baby knives… Oooh watch me, I’m a baby knife, I can only cut diapers, mommy come see how sharp I am. Our knife can also cut diapers by the way, very effectively, I do it all the time.”
Ha ha the poor intern that had to come up with as many descriptions as possible that weren’t "It’s a cheap Chinese knife with Trump printed on it. Must’ve taken the lad ages -
Bold Design: Features a sleek, patriotic design with Trump insignia.
Durable Blade: High-quality construction for both display and practical use.
Collector’s Item: Perfect for any Trump supporter or patriotic memorabilia collection.
Symbol of Patriotism: Show your loyalty to Trump and American values.
Versatile Use: Ideal for display, daily tasks, or as a unique gift.
Limited Edition: A must-have for die-hard Trump fans—grab yours while they last!
Perfect Gift: Great for gifting to fellow patriots or adding to your own collection
Honestly if I had that job I’d just use Aislop
I would just train an AI on trump’s speeches.
“A great knife, one of the best knives in the world. It can kill sharks and batteries. Other knives are baby knives… Oooh watch me, I’m a baby knife, I can only cut diapers, mommy come see how sharp I am. Our knife can also cut diapers by the way, very effectively, I do it all the time.”