Probably not the first time this has made it’s rounds but this was the first time I’ve seen this story.

  • SharkEatingBreakfast
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    241 day ago

    You can also chase them off your property by saying you’ve been excommunicated, and they’ll never come back.

    • @P00ptart
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      413 hours ago

      No no, what you do is you ask them if they know why the church is making them go door to door. When they say “to spread the word of God” you correct them. “No, they know that going door to door won’t get new members of your church because doing so is rude. They want people to get mad at you and treat you poorly so that you run back to your church saying how mean everyone was. That’s when they pull YOU in closer. You’re being played.” It won’t save their souls from the cult, but it plants a seed of doubt. And if they go back and tell the church what you said, you’ll be put on a list of houses to not return to.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      -11 day ago

      Considering that’s not the term they use, it would not be very effective. They would know you’re lying.

      • @Kbobabob
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        361 day ago

        Since you didn’t actually provide a good response, it’s called disfellowshipped.

        • SharkEatingBreakfast
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          112 hours ago

          Thank you! My old coworkers were all JW, but I forgot the word and used the protestant equivalent.

        • go $fsck yourself
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          16 hours ago

          Still won’t work. It’s just not worth trying to remember it, and thus not worth mentioning the term.

          It’s more nuanced than that. You can’t be disfellowshipped unless you were baptized as a JW, which you can tell if someone was or not. That’s just not something you can easily lie about. At best you can say you were “disassociated”, but that’s not worth that either.

          You’re better off just saying “put me on your do not call list” than trying to come up with a lie like that.

        • @argarath
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          61 day ago

          Thank you!!! I just need to figure out their term in Portuguese now and I’ll be golden here in Brazil and when I finally move in with my BFs in the USA

      • @[email protected]
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        424 hours ago

        Or you were so bad of a practitioner that you didn’t even bother to learn what it was called