• @CrazyLikeGollum
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      156 minutes ago

      I think being an evil deity with a penchant for singing discordant melodies is a prerequisite for giant spider-friends.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      1012 hours ago

      I think you’re underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you’re nothing but a snack to such a creature.

      • @Jumi
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        212 hours ago

        I just have to stay away from their nets and everything will be fine. Also, it would probably suffocate before it could kill me

    • @EtherWhack
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      011 hours ago

      It using the noisy pee funnel to fall asleep would even be endearing to me.

        • @EtherWhack
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          10 hours ago

          It’s a reference from “Spaceman” with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.

          Here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/rNZ0xKaCdus

          The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.

          https://youtu.be/aCG8NPh5G5w