• @SuperApples
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    1510 hours ago
    • unless you live in Australia. We had to censor Peppa Pig for spreading this pro-spider propaganda. That said, there hasn’t been spider or snake deaths in years, due to antivenom. Will still hurt like hell though.
  • @UnderpantsWeevil
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    6214 hours ago

    In the spider’s defense, those are some bad roaches.

  • volvoxvsmarla
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    For real for real, had a horrible ant infestation, had to leave for a week, came back to a bathroom full of spiders and sucked out mummified ants. I mean they should have used some protection at their orgies but ok I guess a fuckfest after a gluttonous feeding was justified.

  • Xanthrax
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    4515 hours ago

    I’ve had a giant spider in my bathroom for months. Eventually, her little boyfriend moved in. They caught so many flies (I live in a barn). Sometimes, I’d walk in, and she’d have one in her mouth like a dog. I accidentally killed them diatomaceous earth recently because I was getting rid of ants. 🥲

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      1010 hours ago

      I think you’re underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you’re nothing but a snack to such a creature.

      • @Jumi
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        210 hours ago

        I just have to stay away from their nets and everything will be fine. Also, it would probably suffocate before it could kill me

    • @EtherWhack
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      09 hours ago

      It using the noisy pee funnel to fall asleep would even be endearing to me.

        • @EtherWhack
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          It’s a reference from “Spaceman” with Adam Sandler. The spider-like creature in it shows an interest in the suction system for the bathroom in the space ship.

          Here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/rNZ0xKaCdus

          The pee funnel is literally a funnel attached to a suction hose that you pee into to keep the urine from floating away and into the atmosphere of the spacecraft.

          https://youtu.be/aCG8NPh5G5w

  • @ripcord
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    512 hours ago

    I bet he just won’t shut up about Dogar and Kazon, too.