DENVER – The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Colorado announces that Tiffany Vo, age 37, of Denver, was sentenced to 12 months and one day in prison, three years of supervised release, and restitution in the amount of $483,393.58 after pleading guilty to one count of wire fraud for a scheme to defraud her employer, Amazon.
“You are hereby sentenced to serve as much time as it takes for Amazon to make $500,000”
(Bangs gavel)
“You’re free to go.”
Thank you for summoning the rare literal LOL.