• @[email protected]
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      351 month ago

      Remember to keep your bat dressed with a long sock, so if someone grabs it, their hold will just slip away along with the sock

        • Match!!
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          121 month ago

          dress the bat in a series of pride socks so it cycles through them all if they keep grabbing the bat

      • Scroll Responsibly
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        730 days ago

        Also it might make sense to have a baseball/softball glove nearby for plausible deniability reasons.

      • @CrayonRosary
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        29 days ago

        That’s what the barbed wire and nails are for!

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        71 month ago

        Well, it’s a good thing OP is willing to try an innocent sports game, and not anything premeditated

      • Rob T Firefly
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        41 month ago

        There’s a chance it could bore the attacker into leaving.