• @TastyWheat
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    42 hours ago

    “Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

    “Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

    “This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

    I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.