rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went “you havent made a list in a while!” are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

  • @Whats_your_reasoning
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    2 months ago

    making my phone do their stupid bong sound

    -Rapid bubbling- -Short burst of coughs- “Bruh, we should totally get munchies.”

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      82 months ago

      No, their stupid bong sound. Not a welcome bong sound.