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minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink13•12 hours agoGenetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
minus-squareVindictiveJudgelinkEnglish7•10 hours agoAt best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink3•7 hours agoI’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’ll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!