World Conker Championships men's winner cleared of cheating
news.sky.com
David Jakins, 82, known as "King Conker", said he kept a steel chestnut in his pocket for "humour value".

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The men’s World Conker Championships winner has been cleared of cheating after a steel chestnut was found in his pocket.

  • @TheGrandNagusEnglish
    11•2 months ago

    I didn’t cheat, sir, honest. I merely had the answers to the test written on my arm as a joke.