• @UnderpantsWeevil
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    553 months ago

    This isn’t bad on it’s face. But I’ve got this lingering dread that we’re going to state seeing more nefarious responses at some point in the future.

    Like “Your anxiety may be due to low blood sugar. Consider taking a minute to composure yourself, take a deep breath, and have a Snickers. You’re not yourself without Snickers.”

      • @DempstersBox
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        143 months ago

        Ahh, man made horrors well within my comprehension

        Ugh

    • madjo
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      143 months ago

      This response was brought to you by BetterHelp and by the Mars Company.

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      113 months ago
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