• @aidan
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    2430 days ago

    You really want to go the pharmacy and hand them your ID and insurance card while the look you up and say “actually these condoms are ‘ribbed for her pleasure’ rather than ‘skin-feel’ so are not covered, also you’re over your condom allowance”. That would be so awkward barely anyone would bother.

    • @[email protected]
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      1430 days ago

      They’ll give you the cheapo Lifestyles condoms from college campuses. The ones seemingly designed to break.

      • @[email protected]
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        430 days ago

        Those are still high quality compared to the Romed ones that were occasionally handed out at our high school. It’s a miracle my first girlfriend didn’t have to get an abortion tbh. We decided it was safer to just pull out.

      • @TrueStoryBob
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        30 days ago

        “Shit, sorry babe, I haven’t hit my deductable… I need some money for more condoms.”