Every year I’m wondering who is buying all these Christmas decorations. Did they just chunk out last year’s stuff?! We had the exact same decorations in my home for decades.

Also, those people are morons. You can buy all that shit for 75% off the week after Christmas. One time my wife and I hit Walmart and loaded two shopping carts for cheap. On top of that, thrift stores sell that junk for pennies. Who pays full retail?!