Dad JokesEnglish • 15 hours ago

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

Dad JokesEnglish • 15 hours ago

… and American when you come out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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9•11 hours ago
Ideally read in a terrible mock-Texan accent:

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You’re a-peein’!

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