• @werefreeatlast
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      22 months ago

      How about just jacking off? I don’t want to be buried while jacking off, so you all know.

      • @nomous
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        52 months ago

        I’ve made a note in your permanent record.

        • @werefreeatlast
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          12 months ago

          No! Not my permanent record! So what does it say? Cuz my permanent record is that part from Micheal Jackson’s song …“another one bites the dust…” It just repeats permanently.

          • @nomous
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            2 months ago

            So far it just says “don’t bury while jerkin” but I’m afraid that might be interpreted to mean you shouldn’t be buried while I’m jerkin which I guess is still decent advice.