Aw, sweetie, I’m confident you will pass. Your resume was quite extensive, but a test is helpful in determining if you’re the best candidate for the job.
That’s all I ask. Now if you wouldn’t mind stepping over to that couch? Just place your hands on the cushions, but remain standing and look directly at that wall. I just need to check you for anything that you might use as an advantage during the test. Don’t worry, this is standard procedure and honestly you will only feel a little tingle and almost like someone is breathing on you slightly.
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I need to see how you perform under pressure. Care to take a quick skill assessment?
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Aw, sweetie, I’m confident you will pass. Your resume was quite extensive, but a test is helpful in determining if you’re the best candidate for the job.
If you say so, sir. I’ll try my best 🫣
That’s all I ask. Now if you wouldn’t mind stepping over to that couch? Just place your hands on the cushions, but remain standing and look directly at that wall. I just need to check you for anything that you might use as an advantage during the test. Don’t worry, this is standard procedure and honestly you will only feel a little tingle and almost like someone is breathing on you slightly.
OK sir 🫣
That’s a good girl. Let’s begin… 👅
Yes sir… 🫣