Donald Trump Warmly Discusses Arnold Palmer’s Penis Size

For context, Stormy Daniels says Trump has a small weird looking penis…

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average”. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had"

  • @WhiteOakBayou
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    152 months ago

    I’m a single issue voter. And that issue is dicks.