• @PugJesus
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    14 hours ago

    Me, playing a ratman at a human dinner party in some big-but-mundane mansion garden: “Are there any cats around?”

    My DM, unsuspecting and interested in where I’m going: “It seems reasonable that there would be a cat. Yeah, let’s say there’s a cat.”

    Me: “Is anyone looking?”

    My DM, suddenly concerned: “… no…?”

    Me: