LOS ANGELES—Putting down their picket signs and picking up knives, striking SAG-AFTRA members announced Friday that they would disfigure their gorgeous faces if a contract with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers was not reached by midnight tonight. “Good luck finding your next heartthrob when…
Anyone want to guess what the Babylon Bee version will be? Here’s my guess:
Stupid Wealthy Liberal Hollywood Actors Demand 200% of Movie Profits Go Towards Mutilating Children’s Genitals in Contract Negotiations
That’s about their level of “satire”