Hundreds of truckles of cheddar worth more than £300,000 have been stolen from London cheese specialist Neal’s Yard Dairy.

Fraudsters posing as legitimate wholesalers received the 950 clothbound cheeses from the Southwark-based company before it was realised they were a fake firm.

Neal’s Yard said it had still paid the producers of the cheese so the individual dairies would not have to bear the costs.

It is now trying to deal with the financial setback, a spokesperson said.

  • @SquirtleHermit
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    10 hours ago

    “Alright boys, I want you to break into that warehouse and steal all the cheddar!”

    “On it Boss!”

    A few hours later

    “What do you mean you stole 22 tonnes of cheese!? I meant the money you numbskulls!”

    “But Boss, I can feel my skull just fine?”

    “Aaarrrgggg!!!”

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      89 hours ago

      It’s the worst slang-based heist mix-up since the Baker Burglars (as they were later known) made off with a truck full of dough.