Behold, my list of theories that have almost no basis in reality:

• Gensokyo exists in the Analog Nowhere universe, and of course MATACORP had to build a bus transit system there.
• The CEO of MATACORP doesn’t exist in the physical sense. At least, not anymore.
• The MATABOTs were made primarily as propaganda, and MATACORP’s actual primary method of counteracting the Techno-Mages are spies in the Wild.
• MATACORP is currently having an existential crisis.
• The food the FISH feeds Girl is made up of floppy disks.
• OpenBlade has hidden functionalities that will only be revealed when thrown.
• MATACORP turned the moon into a supercomputer. Thus, one can hack it.