@Jordan117 to Political MemesEnglish • 2 months ago"Deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king"imagemessage-square10arrow-up1230arrow-down110cross-posted to: presidentialracememes
arrow-up1220arrow-down1image"Deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king"@Jordan117 to Political MemesEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square10cross-posted to: presidentialracememes
minus-squareSnot FlickermanlinkfedilinkEnglish32•edit-22 months agoWe’re very lucky none of these guys seem to actually be as competent as Sideshow Bob.
minus-square@ChicoSuavelink8•2 months agoBob couldn’t walk out of a stadium of rakes without hitting each one. They are just like Bob. Cunning and dumb in equal measure; they will succeed at getting somewhere but fuck up everything when they get there.
minus-square@ArgentRavenlink1•2 months agoNow what IS “Attempted Murder”, anyway? Do they give out Nobel Prizes for “attempted chemistry”?
We’re very lucky none of these guys seem to actually be as competent as Sideshow Bob.
Bob couldn’t walk out of a stadium of rakes without hitting each one. They are just like Bob. Cunning and dumb in equal measure; they will succeed at getting somewhere but fuck up everything when they get there.
Now what IS “Attempted Murder”, anyway? Do they give out Nobel Prizes for “attempted chemistry”?