• @_lilith
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    11513 hours ago

    “Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response

    • @Klear
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      8211 hours ago

      “Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”

      • @normanwall
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        157 hours ago

        Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

        (this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)