AmbiguousProps to NewsEnglish • 2 months agoMan survives monthlong ordeal in US park on a mushroom, berries and waterwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down15cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoBetter not to eat more unless you know-that-you-know they’re not poisonous. Especially when you’re already lost in the wilderness.
minus-square@Blumpkinheadlink10•2 months agoMaybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I’m lost in the woods, though.
minus-square@Manifish_Destinylink1•2 months agoDoes having your heart and lungs fall out of your asshole count as a cleanse?
One mushroom?
Better not to eat more unless you know-that-you-know they’re not poisonous. Especially when you’re already lost in the wilderness.
Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I’m lost in the woods, though.
“I’m on a cleanse.”
Does having your heart and lungs fall out of your asshole count as a cleanse?