Translation:

Cat: Do you have cat?

Girl: No

Cat: Now you have one!

Girl: And that’s how I got a cat.

    • @[email protected]
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      3 hours ago

      i was going to say that’s how i got my cat. he LITERALLY walked in the door, jumped up on the couch and never left. lol

      16 years later and he’s still here on the couch next to me.

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        62 hours ago

        That’s delightful.

        I imagine his origin story, as an alley cat talking to another alley cat:

        “Those house cats have it so nice. I wish I could have that.”

        “Bro. Just pick a human. They’re push-overs.”

        “Seriously?”

        “Yeah. You just wait for their door to open and then pick your spot in the couch.”

        “That easy?!”

        “It’s that easy.”

        “I’m gonna do it.”

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          32 hours ago

          You’re not far off the mark. One tomcat I had once brought with him a new cat, a girl I hadn’t seen before. He shared his food with her and now she lives here as well.