• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    5624 days ago

    He looks so tough in his skinny jeans, his florescent orange sneakers, and his dainty little shopping bag. Truly a terror amongst men.

    • @piskertariot
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      1023 days ago

      The title refers to him as a soldier, but all I see is a bitch carrying a polka-dot bag being angry that people make their own decisions.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        223 days ago

        He’s certainly not built like a soldier. Soldiers have legs like baseball players, because they’re carrying heavy shit over long distances all the time.