• @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    Also Jesus was a bottom

    Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

    So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

    • @finitebanjo
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      112 months ago

      I’m not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you’re not going to the good place.

    • @jaybone
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      32 months ago

      Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      32 months ago

      Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn’t have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don’t rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I’m saying. He brought the party.