• LemmyLefty
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    241 year ago

    I just get voicemails in Chinese. If China’s planning on arresting me I’ll never know…

    • @[email protected]
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      261 year ago

      “Years later on his death bed, Lemmylefty discovers he had a distant cousin with no other family connections who’s lawyers had been desperately trying to reach out to inform him that he was the sole recipient of his will … but you can only get access if you pay the legal fees to be paid in $5k of iTunes gift cards.”

      • LemmyLefty
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        101 year ago

        Coincidentally, the same amount in cash I just sent my newly found Nigerian cousin…