• @Pacattack57
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    214 hours ago

    Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.

      • @RagingRobot
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        53 hours ago

        Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt

        • @GlendatheGayWitch
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          259 minutes ago

          Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.

    • Boozilla
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      13 hours ago

      We love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.