• @Pacattack57
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    394 months ago

    Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.

      • @RagingRobot
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        154 months ago

        Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt

        • @GlendatheGayWitch
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          124 months ago

          Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.

          • @glimse
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            24 months ago

            You ever think about how someone at those camps needs to curate that playlist? Or perhaps the owner already having the perfect gay porn playlist was the inspiration for the camp…

    • Boozilla
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      34 months ago

      We love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.