• Metostopholes
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    123 months ago

    I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s.

    His hair was perfect.

    • @Flummoxed
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      3 months ago

      “Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

      Some of the best lyrics ever.