Ahh, I see you’re a Trump kid. I’m afraid I can’t just give you this candy as a handout; that would be some commie socialist shit. Instead, I’m going to have to ask you to walk a couple thousand miles in the sweltering heat, then swim across this river that’s been strung with razor wire, then climb over this 20-foot wall, not get spotted by border patrol, thermal imaging, dogs, etc. Once you’ve made it through all that, I’m gonna need you to work a minimum-wage job for twenty years while you contribute to the social security fund that you’re ineligible to receive, and once you pass your citizenship test, I’ll let you have a piece of candy. But I’ll also spit in your face. We have standards.
Ahh, I see you’re a Trump kid. I’m afraid I can’t just give you this candy as a handout; that would be some commie socialist shit. Instead, I’m going to have to ask you to walk a couple thousand miles in the sweltering heat, then swim across this river that’s been strung with razor wire, then climb over this 20-foot wall, not get spotted by border patrol, thermal imaging, dogs, etc. Once you’ve made it through all that, I’m gonna need you to work a minimum-wage job for twenty years while you contribute to the social security fund that you’re ineligible to receive, and once you pass your citizenship test, I’ll let you have a piece of candy. But I’ll also spit in your face. We have standards.
Don’t forget to make them report for frequent random drug tests too. As we all know, people who struggle with addiction don’t deserve help. /s