• @[email protected]
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    232 months ago

    Your scenario implies Trump lives to 98, and unless the preservatives in big macs are the key to longevity, I doubt he makes it that long.

    • @kitnaht
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      2 months ago

      Yeah, I keep actually forgetting how fucking OLD that guy is…yeesh.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      We’re talking about Donald Trump here… you could replace him with an animatronic muppet and the only thing people would notice is that he looked healthier and didn’t smell as bad.

      • @P1nkman
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        32 months ago

        I don’t think we have the technology to mimic turnip’s lips 👄 other than that, 100%