• SharkEatingBreakfast
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    1 hour ago

    A few years ago, I invited a guy over and we ended up playing DDR on PS1. I had the window shades drawn because I live next to a road, have large windows, and I don’t want strangers seeing me flail around like an elephant seal having a seizure.

    My mother dropped by unexpectedly and I opened the door, red, panting, and sweaty, with a strange man on my couch who was trying to look casual.

    Tried to blurt out that it was a misunderstanding, but she side-eyed me and left quickly.

    At least she always texts me before she drops by now? I’m ace, so, for me, it’s particularly mortifying.

    • @Mango
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      56 hours ago

      LMAO!

      I gotta increase my rep by playing DDR with pretty girls.

      As a dancer and rhythm gamer, idk why I haven’t done that except at the arcade on a date before.

      • SharkEatingBreakfast
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        36 hours ago

        Gotta have that classic Konamix. Chicks dig it. 😎

        jk don’t listen to me. I don’t anything about gettin’ anything. Lol But you’ll have fun, that I do know!