• @scutiger
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    573 months ago

    Rub some butter on their feet and have them carry a wrinkled potato around with them. Guaranteed to keep the flu away. For a cough, it’s potatoes on the feet and butter in the hands.

    • @BradleyUffner
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      243 months ago

      Don’t forget to massage in a nice herb rub at bed time, then wrap them in foil before covering them in the electric blanket for 20 minutes at 350° to really seal in the flavor.

      • @son_named_bort
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        63 months ago

        You tie those on your belt, though that’s more to do with it being the style.

      • @[email protected]
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        53 months ago

        Their immigrant neighbours ate all the unions. Even though the kept them locked up. The onions, not the neighbors.