X screenshot that says “Oh my god did you see the latest poll? Pennsylvania is within the marg-”
You bolt awake. The year is 1656. You summon a servant, sure of what must be done. You are Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth. And William Penn must die.
And if a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.
I didn’t know frogs were conservatives, no wonder Jones was so worried about the guvment turning them gay.