@ComicalMayhem to Writing Prompts • 2 months ago[WP] You work in HR for a super hero organization, doing interviews for potential candidatesmessage-square3arrow-up113arrow-down10
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minus-square@half_built_pyramidslink7•2 months agoSir, we’re going to need more references than “I’m Batman.” In fact, that’s all you wrote for every survey question and that’s all you’ve said to me for this entire interview. Yes. Sir yes, you’re bat-man I heard you. Making your voice more gravely doesn’t change that we need references.
minus-square@half_built_pyramidslink4•2 months ago“I’m Batman,” he said darkly, as lighting flashed behind him, highlighting his rainy silhouette.
minus-square@half_built_pyramidslink4•2 months agoOkay, sir, we didn’t need you to narrate your interview. I think you meant to say lightning, but that’s besides the point. We just really need a reference. Any reference. Anything besides “I’m Batman.”
Sir, we’re going to need more references than “I’m Batman.”
In fact, that’s all you wrote for every survey question and that’s all you’ve said to me for this entire interview.
Yes. Sir yes, you’re bat-man I heard you. Making your voice more gravely doesn’t change that we need references.
“I’m Batman,” he said darkly, as lighting flashed behind him, highlighting his rainy silhouette.
Okay, sir, we didn’t need you to narrate your interview. I think you meant to say lightning, but that’s besides the point. We just really need a reference. Any reference. Anything besides “I’m Batman.”