• @[email protected]
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    1910 hours ago

    The unicyclist on the left is saying the bicyclist is only riding a bike because they don’t have enough skill for a unicycle. The unicyclist on the right is saying they can’t learn to ride a bike because they’ve spent too much of their life riding a unicycle. It’s a dig at people who don’t want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.

    • lad
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      119 hours ago

      It’s a dig at people who don’t want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.

      Now that’s a stretch, it could be anything (no, it couldn’t, although I think this may have application to some other pairs of languages)

      • @[email protected]
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        Yeah, Rust is simply the big one right now. It could just as easily apply to people in the 1960’s who didn’t want to adopt structured programming, or a compiler at all.

        • @ZILtoid1991OP
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          I personally prefer the memory safety tools offered by D over Rust. D also doesn’t come with const by default, and you can even opt out of the RAII stuff a certain graphics driver developer boasted about in the Linux developer mailings (RAII can be a bad for optimization).

          • @[email protected]
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            47 hours ago

            I feel like this has come up before, and D is not memory safe. It has some helper-type features, but at the end of the day it is still C-like.

            • @ZILtoid1991OP
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              Not if you opt in it. You can even put @safe: in the beginning of your D source code, then you’ll have a memory safe D (you have to opt out by using @trusted then @system).

      • @[email protected]
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        I mean, that’s just my interpretation. I don’t think it’s a stretch though, switching to memory safe languages like rust has been pretty big recently.

        How did you interpret the comic?

        • lad
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          17 hours ago

          I should have added a ‘/s’, but I thought it is somewhat obvious, it really reminds of all the ‘git gud at C instead of doing Rust’

    • @stingpie
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      I am both the left guy and right guy. If you can’t program without using a memory safe language, it’s a skill issue. But I also don’t want to switch to rust because I like the challenge of manual memory management. (Also rust’s syntax and semantics looks like it was designed by a monkey attacking a typewriter.)

      • @[email protected]
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        68 hours ago

        Please tell me you just code golf or similar, and aren’t making things for people to actually use and maintain.

        • @stingpie
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          48 hours ago

          No, I don’t do anything professionally. I just enjoy challenging myself.

      • @[email protected]
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        58 hours ago

        I write C++ professionally. Saying it’s a skill issue doesn’t solve the problem. If a dev with 15+ years of experience still isn’t writing memory-safe C++ (ie. some of the people I work with), they’re not going to learn now.

        And if you’re a project manager and you choose to use C++ because your team says they like the challenge then you should be fired.

        Of course none of this applies to hobby projects…

        • @stingpie
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          28 hours ago

          Yeah, I’m not a model for good programing. I don’t program professionally, I just like challenging myself in my hobby projects.

          • lad
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            14 hours ago

            I tried to learn assembly for that, but never did after all