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minus-square@subterfugelink13•edit-214 days agoIt was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away. So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilink6•14 days agoI watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities. Now though, they’re just like, “Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s just for sharks, You’re fine…”
Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.
Wait, really? I’d never heard that one before.
It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.
So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.
I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite
The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.
Now though, they’re just like, “Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s just for sharks, You’re fine…”
Jawsome!