I was gonna title this “And here I sit so patiently waiting to find out what price you have to pay to get out of going through all these things twice” and then write “Stuck inside of America with the fascism blues again” here, but I’m not sure if that comes off like gloating and that’s honestly the last thing I want to do this morning.

  • @turddle
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    22 hours ago

    They want President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

    • @brucethemoose
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      2 hours ago

      You joke.

      But do you think, say, MrBeast would lose if he ran for president? No way he would.

      • @turddle
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        11 hour ago

        Haha maybe not my choice since his appeal is very focused to one group but maybe that’s a good thing? Would draw the young vote out at least. And we now know scandals aren’t something that affect eligibility.

        Either way, def time to find someone who grabs attention. Even the governator served two terms as an R in California (and wasn’t the worst all things considered)

        Ideally someone who could court the rural vote… but most famous dudes of that nature are staunch GOP