• Final Remix
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      63 days ago

      I just ordered a hoagie and there’s so many tomato slices on this sandwich… where should I toss them…?

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      53 days ago

      It’d take a lot of spit to get them all discretely (separately/individually) and be awfully hard to do it discreetly (sneakily). A worthy goal though.