I initially only installed “Comodo Firewall” but for some reason they also installed a “Comodo Dragon Browser”, which I did not consent to. I always choose the “advanced” installation to uncheck bloatware, but in this case there was none and when you try to uninstall the browser, they force you to participate in their survey otherwise you won’t be able to uninstall the software…

  • Boozilla
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    1931 year ago

    Shit like this is what lorem ipsum is for.

      • @mindbender444
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        421 year ago

        Exactly! In fact if on advanced addition absolute received replying throwing he. Delighted consisted newspaper of unfeeling as neglected so. Tell size come hard mrs and four fond are. Of in commanded earnestly resources it. At quitting in strictly up wandered of relation answer.

        • @haulyard
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          141 year ago

          Took me over ten words to realize I’d been had. sigh

        • @SmellyNinja
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          41 year ago

          Thought I was having a stroke reading this.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 year ago

        I think even then, they’d recognize fast that it’s just fake text. For maximum impact, get an LLM to generate a long winded but realistic sounding response. It’ll probably be obvious eventually that it was an LLM because their writing style is so distinct, but it takes much longer to recognize.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        They would probably experience my swear word vocabulary in very, very graphic and vulgar ways.

    • @IronDonkey
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      51 year ago

      That or a in depth description of your last bowel movement.

    • @crypticthree
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      21 year ago

      I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.