• FartsWithAnAccent
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    363 days ago

    I’d feel bad about leaving them tied to a tree while I’m at work, so I’d probably just go with a bike which is fueled by snacks and doesn’t even shit!

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      73 days ago

      a bike which is fueled by snacks and doesn’t even shit!

      Well the actual motor that powers the bicycle does shit, though.

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      33 days ago

      You even get a wide variety of fuel options for your bicycle. I rode one to work every day for a few years, and my fuel of choice was oatmeal, which is healthy, cheap, and delicious (esp. w/ berries and honey).

      Unfortunately, I changed jobs and cycling is no longer practical, but riding a horse is even less practical (can’t really tie them to the parking garage in the city…). Maybe I’ll get an e-bike and get back in the saddle.

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      43 days ago

      The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

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        123 days ago

        But there’s also the byproduct of making you swole and potentially making exercise your new hobby, which then further increases your energy consumption and waste output…